Scarface Spoof
Rodney Ohebsion
Tony was seated near a desk in a small room. In America at last. But not quite. With no
green card in hand, his future was uncertain. Could he pull a fast one on a couple of
seasoned officials, and become a legal US resident?...
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Scarface Spoof
Rodney Ohebsion
Tony was seated near a desk in a small room. In America at last. But not quite. With no
green card in hand, his future was uncertain. Could he pull a fast one on a couple of
seasoned officials, and become a legal US resident? Or would they find out who he really
was, and give him a one way ticket back to Cuba?
“What’s your name?” one of the men asked, eager to get through one of the countless
number of interviews waiting for them that day.
“Como se llama?” said the translator.
“I speak English. My name is Tony Montana.”
“What city did you live in?”
“Havana.”
“And what did you do for a living?”
“I sold bananas.”
“And why did you leave Cuba?”
Why did he leave Cuba? Truth be told, Tony didn’t have much of a say in the matter.
Cuba had left him. Much to his delight. But he went with one of the many reasons why
someone would leave Cuba. “Cuban women are bitches, and all of them have herpes.”
The official seemed suspicious. He told Tony, “I seem suspicious,”
“W
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