“News Faux You” Non-cents Vol. XXVII, Issue II America Wonders If This Is What Greatness Feels Like by Alec Whitson Shit. Holy shit. Holy goddamn fucking shit- smeared sack of ass fuck. What a fucking week, am I right? First I come down with a cold, then I...
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“News Faux You” Non-cents Vol. XXVII, Issue II America Wonders If This Is What Greatness Feels Like by Alec Whitson Shit. Holy shit. Holy goddamn fucking shit- smeared sack of ass fuck. What a fucking week, am I right? First I come down with a cold, then I get a sub- par grade on my midterm, and now I get to witness the beginning of America’s descent into a dystopian, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship. Well, at least it’s not rainin–oh right, the drought. Shit. No, it’s all bad. We had such a great ‘Clinton Wins!’ front page for you, too. An article poking fun at all the stupid ste- reotypes about women that people peg onto Hillary, an editorial by Bernie Sanders on how she rigged the primary. You know, critiques of a candidate who was a bit too cozy with special interests and Wall Street and played it loose with her handling of classified information, but one who despite her flaws was an extraordinarily hardworking, driven candidate, one with integrity, one with a wonkish knowledge u
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