The True Story of Two Dancers

The True Story of Two Dancers Original comedy SOU “ Ekzarh Antim I”, Kazanlak, Bulgaria Script – Natasha Dzhurkova Translation in English- Bilyana Yaneva Two fishermen are standing by the river and catching fish. І Fisherman- Let’s hope that it will go... More

The True Story of Two Dancers
Original comedy
SOU “ Ekzarh Antim I”, Kazanlak, Bulgaria
Script – Natasha Dzhurkova
Translation in English- Bilyana Yaneva
Two fishermen are standing by the river and catching fish.

І Fisherman- Let’s hope that it will go like a dream.

ІІ Fisherman - Let’s hope but I will go mad because of these mosquitoes.

І Fisherman - There were so many mosquitoes last time that they would eat me.

Then I lost one of my fingers.

ІІ Fisherman - How come.
They ate your finger? It’s not true.
I see it.

І Fisherman -.
They could have eaten it.

ІІ Fisherman- But they didn’t.

І Fisherman - But they could…and it came up again.
Now I’ll tell you how I
saved myself.

I rubbed myself with wine, and rolled in sand and the mosquitoes perched on
me, got drunk with wine and started to throw stones at each other and I saved
myself.

ІІІ Fisherman entering- Hi, colleagues, I’m late.
How is the water?
І Fisherman- It’s very good, so good that the fish don’t want to get out Less