THE LIGHTNING THIEF
Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Book 1
Rick Riordan
Scanned by Cluttered Mind
1 I ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZE
MY PRE-ALGEBRA TEACHER
Look, I didn t want to be a half-blood.
If you re reading this because you think you might be one, my...
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THE LIGHTNING THIEF
Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Book 1
Rick Riordan
Scanned by Cluttered Mind
1 I ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZE
MY PRE-ALGEBRA TEACHER
Look, I didn t want to be a half-blood.
If you re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right
now.
Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal
life.
Being a half-blood is dangerous.
It s scary.
Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful,
nasty ways.
If you re a normal kid, reading this because you think it s fiction, great.
Read on.
I envy you
for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop
reading immediately.
You might be one of us.
And once you know that, it s only a matter of time
before they sense it too, and they ll come for you.
Don t say I didn t warn you.
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