An Introduction by
someone pretending to
be Cllr Iris Robinson, MP,
MLA.
It is with great pleasure that I
introduce this exclusive Ulster
Scots review of the year.
Not
many of you will be aware that
I attended Cregagh Techinical
College in the the late...
Mais
An Introduction by
someone pretending to
be Cllr Iris Robinson, MP,
MLA.
It is with great pleasure that I
introduce this exclusive Ulster
Scots review of the year.
Not
many of you will be aware that
I attended Cregagh Techinical
College in the the late 1960s.
I certainly wasn’t til I googled
myself whilst researching this
article.
Whilst studying there I
was beaten repeatedly by gay
nuns for speaking in my vernacular tongue - Belfast.
This
is, of course, a sub language of
Ulster Scots, spoken by short,
skinny, ugly folk with wispy
moustaches.
At the time I had little clue
about the Ulster Scots language itself but since then I
have found it politically convenient to support it, as I now
represent the Ards.
When Peter
first asked to take me up there
I was quite shocked I admit,
but I’ve grown fond of that
area.
Hence I have managed to
make things up in Ulster Scots
from time to time, and get my
hair done by a woman speaks
it, I think.
Although she might
be an immigrant of some
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